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Suspicious stuff, man

Has anyone else been following this healthcare crap?? :/ They're all making such a big deal about putting the government in charge of everyone's health. Now why do you think that is, huh??

It's got to be the illuminati at work again, it HAS to be!! Our ruthless scaly alien leaders are pulling everyone right into their trap, so they can pick off the sick and needy for some kind of space-reptile feast! It's frickin ridiculous!! D:

They're never gonna get me, though. No sir, I'd rather get sick and die than be some creepy alien's lunch! :/


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Mar. 4th, 2010 01:38 am (UTC)
.............uh what? How do you even know these "aliens" exist? Do you ever have normal thoughts?
Mar. 4th, 2010 01:42 am (UTC)
Man, why can't you be supportive for once??

Wait... you're not working for them, are you? :/
Mar. 4th, 2010 02:38 am (UTC)
Yea Zeke, I'm working with some aliens and I eat people for dinner. How did you know?
Mar. 4th, 2010 02:46 am (UTC)
Damn it Cole, this is serious!! They're all around us, they're just in disguise!

Haven't you ever seen the movie They Live?? Or that show V?? It's like that only real!
Mar. 4th, 2010 02:48 am (UTC)
It's not serious because it's not real. You don't even have any proof. And no, movies don't count. You spend way too much time with that tv. I think it's broken your brain.
Mar. 4th, 2010 03:11 am (UTC)
There's no proof because they're hiding it all! You have no idea just how big this is, brother. No idea.
Mar. 4th, 2010 03:14 am (UTC)
So if they're hiding it, how do you know about them?
Mar. 4th, 2010 03:23 am (UTC)
I've got sources man, I know some people..

You're just doing exactly what they want you to do man, and before you know it it'll be too late. :/
Mar. 4th, 2010 03:27 am (UTC)
What sources?

Fine, whatever, you can say "I told you so" over my grave after I've been eaten by the lizard people.
Mar. 4th, 2010 03:41 am (UTC)
I can't compromise their identities Cole, this is serious business. :/

I really hope that day doesn't come... :(
Mar. 4th, 2010 04:41 am (UTC)
The fact that you are being serious really disturbs me.
Mar. 4th, 2010 05:05 am (UTC)
It disturbs me that you're NOT being serious about this.
Mar. 4th, 2010 05:15 am (UTC)
What reason do I have to be serious about it? You've given me none so far.
Mar. 4th, 2010 05:20 am (UTC)
Man!! You're just missing the big picture here, OK?? I've given you plenty of reasons! You just don't wanna believe me or somethin!! :/
Mar. 4th, 2010 05:21 am (UTC)
Yea well what if I told you my "feelings" think your reasons are stupid? Same thing, isn't it?
Mar. 4th, 2010 05:24 am (UTC)
What do your feelings have to do with this?

... wait are you still hung up on that raccoon thing? o__o
Mar. 4th, 2010 05:35 am (UTC)
Damn it, no.

Your lizard people idea is stupid.
Mar. 4th, 2010 05:40 am (UTC)
It's not "my idea", there's a large following of believers on the internet.. :/

I can't believe you're still upset about this... -__-;
Mar. 4th, 2010 05:44 am (UTC)
It has nothing to do with that damn raccoon anymore! I wish you would stop bringing it up.

Yea? A following huh? Have any of you ever seen any of these lizards?
Mar. 4th, 2010 05:45 am (UTC)
Yeah, obviously!

Well not me personally but.. I've heard stories man. It's not pretty. :/
Mar. 4th, 2010 06:16 am (UTC)
You've heard stories?
No photographs or actual proof?
Mar. 4th, 2010 06:18 am (UTC)
There have been pictures too, geez! Why do you have to be so skeptical huh?? :/ Do you realize how dangerous this whole topic is..?
Mar. 4th, 2010 06:21 am (UTC)
"How dangerous this whole topic is" ? Are you saying the lizard people are watching right now, and if we keep talking they might just cart one of us off for dinner?
Mar. 4th, 2010 06:24 am (UTC)
Yes, exactly! See, now you're getting it!
Mar. 4th, 2010 07:29 am (UTC)
Yea, I'm "getting" it.
You need to get some new hobbies.
Mar. 4th, 2010 08:10 am (UTC)
At least my hobby doesn't involve being a jerk... :/
Mar. 4th, 2010 08:13 am (UTC)
Yea it just involves being gullible.
Mar. 4th, 2010 08:19 am (UTC)
Just cuz it's unusual doesn't mean you have to be so ignorant about it..

I can't even talk to you about this.
Mar. 4th, 2010 08:25 am (UTC)
Maybe you should try out something more productive?
Mar. 4th, 2010 08:28 am (UTC)
You mean like trudging through sewage for starbucks?
Mar. 4th, 2010 08:46 am (UTC)
Screw you.
Mar. 4th, 2010 08:49 am (UTC)
Are you mad? :o
Mar. 4th, 2010 09:09 am (UTC)
fuck off.
Mar. 4th, 2010 01:55 am (UTC)
I'm picking up some weird interference from a congress not far from you. I need you to find out its origin and purpose. Call me when you get over there.
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