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Try to contain your jealousy

Pffft, man! Just got off the ringer with the landlord. He says no pets. :\

I had an e-mail from a nigerian pet-seller who had a frickin' chupacabra. That would be the most bitchin' pet of all time!

... Man, screw the security deposit. That spiny little fella is as good as mine.

Any ideas on a name? 8D


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Feb. 23rd, 2010 01:27 am (UTC)
You seriously fall for these things? All those "nigerian" e-mails are scams. Did he ask for your bank account number too?

That chupacop thing isn't even real. How can he sell you one?
Feb. 23rd, 2010 02:11 am (UTC)
Of course, but you know he can't just give away the thing for free. That doesn't even make sense, Cole. :/

There's all kinds of documentation on this thing man, how can you be so skeptical still? :/ It's ignorant.
Feb. 23rd, 2010 02:58 am (UTC)
"Of course"? Have you checked your account yet? It might already be drained. How much did he even want for it?

In the 0.00001% chance I'm wrong and he is selling you this chubacrap, someone's going to find out about it. Probably when it murders one of your neighbors.
Feb. 23rd, 2010 03:04 am (UTC)
Hey man, I don't hassle you on what you spend on coffee so lay off!

Cole, you REALLY need to pick up a book more often or somethin. o___o Chupacabras only eat goats and last I checked my neighbors aren't goats. Think before you go blabbing into the comment window, huh?
Feb. 23rd, 2010 03:10 am (UTC)
I doubt the price of coffee is anywhere near the price of this thing you bought in a shady e-mail scam.

If it only eats goats how the hell are you going to feed it? There really isn't any goats for miles.
Feb. 23rd, 2010 03:24 am (UTC)
I dunno man I've seen how much you lay down on those things. It comes pretty close.

Haven't you ever owned a pet snake before? Same concept! I'll import them, duh.
Feb. 23rd, 2010 03:29 am (UTC)
It comes nowhere near close. I don't have to compromise my identity to buy a cup of coffee.

A snake? That's what you're going to compare it to? There are rats all over the city you could feed a snake. How can you afford to import goats? Not to mention you're not even supposed to have goats in this city.
Feb. 23rd, 2010 03:35 am (UTC)
Who says it's been compromised? I've got it covered man relax! You're way too stiff.

... It's a little late for that. I was too excited man, I already had 'em shipped. 8D
Feb. 23rd, 2010 03:39 am (UTC)
I've seen worse things happen before, I think I have a right to be skeptical.

So you're going to have a crate of goats shipped to your apartment? Where the hell are you going to keep a herd of goats?
Feb. 23rd, 2010 03:44 am (UTC)
You worry too much. :/

I already said I'm not going to keep them. o___o they're going to be little chewie's welcoming feast.
Feb. 23rd, 2010 03:50 am (UTC)
I don't think I am, I think you're not worrying enough. This is your money, I shouldn't have to be the one looking out for it.

Yea well, I doubt "little chewie" is ever coming. Have fun explaining the goat farm to your landlord. Those things are going to make your place smell worse than it already does.
Feb. 23rd, 2010 03:59 am (UTC)
Man, why do you always gotta put me down?? >:( You're so crabby.

Just for that I'm not gonna let you see chewie when he gets here. You'll be sorry man.
Feb. 23rd, 2010 04:02 am (UTC)
I'm not being "crabby". I'm trying to look out for you, but you never want to hear it. I don't want to hear you complaining that you can't pay your rent because of this.

I really doubt you're ever going to see "chewie" either.
Feb. 23rd, 2010 04:09 am (UTC)
Cole, have you ever thought about seeing a therapist? :/ You are extremely negative. Just sayin man.
Feb. 23rd, 2010 04:19 am (UTC)
I don't need a therapist, if anyone does, its you. I'm the only one with sense, you're just too stupid to see it.
Feb. 23rd, 2010 04:22 am (UTC)
I take it back. Maybe you don't need a therapist. Maybe you need anger management. :P
Feb. 23rd, 2010 04:36 am (UTC)
Yea, very funny.
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