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Try to contain your jealousy

Pffft, man! Just got off the ringer with the landlord. He says no pets. :\

I had an e-mail from a nigerian pet-seller who had a frickin' chupacabra. That would be the most bitchin' pet of all time!

... Man, screw the security deposit. That spiny little fella is as good as mine.

Any ideas on a name? 8D


Feb. 23rd, 2010 12:29 am (UTC)
It comes nowhere near close. I don't have to compromise my identity to buy a cup of coffee.

A snake? That's what you're going to compare it to? There are rats all over the city you could feed a snake. How can you afford to import goats? Not to mention you're not even supposed to have goats in this city.
Feb. 23rd, 2010 12:35 am (UTC)
Who says it's been compromised? I've got it covered man relax! You're way too stiff.

... It's a little late for that. I was too excited man, I already had 'em shipped. 8D
Feb. 23rd, 2010 12:39 am (UTC)
I've seen worse things happen before, I think I have a right to be skeptical.

So you're going to have a crate of goats shipped to your apartment? Where the hell are you going to keep a herd of goats?
Feb. 23rd, 2010 12:44 am (UTC)
You worry too much. :/

I already said I'm not going to keep them. o___o they're going to be little chewie's welcoming feast.
Feb. 23rd, 2010 12:50 am (UTC)
I don't think I am, I think you're not worrying enough. This is your money, I shouldn't have to be the one looking out for it.

Yea well, I doubt "little chewie" is ever coming. Have fun explaining the goat farm to your landlord. Those things are going to make your place smell worse than it already does.
Feb. 23rd, 2010 12:59 am (UTC)
Man, why do you always gotta put me down?? >:( You're so crabby.

Just for that I'm not gonna let you see chewie when he gets here. You'll be sorry man.
Feb. 23rd, 2010 01:02 am (UTC)
I'm not being "crabby". I'm trying to look out for you, but you never want to hear it. I don't want to hear you complaining that you can't pay your rent because of this.

I really doubt you're ever going to see "chewie" either.
Feb. 23rd, 2010 01:09 am (UTC)
Cole, have you ever thought about seeing a therapist? :/ You are extremely negative. Just sayin man.
Feb. 23rd, 2010 01:19 am (UTC)
I don't need a therapist, if anyone does, its you. I'm the only one with sense, you're just too stupid to see it.
Feb. 23rd, 2010 01:22 am (UTC)
I take it back. Maybe you don't need a therapist. Maybe you need anger management. :P
Feb. 23rd, 2010 01:36 am (UTC)
Yea, very funny.